awesome things about weed

[The Aspie Toker]

It makes ugly women more fuckable.

[Smokey]

20. We can grow our own

[Smokey]

It makes ugly women more fuckable.

Aspie


Crack me up fella

[Glynne420]

I was about to say something... re. Aspie's comment.
Think im gonna shut my cakehole., my missus will thank me..

[The Aspie Toker]

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Crack me up fella ImageImageImageImage

I only said what everyone was thinking. :D

[Smokey]

21. It makes Aspie go a bit crazy with with his thoughts and shares

[The Aspie Toker]

21. It makes Aspie go a bit crazy with with his thoughts and shares

I'm worse when I'm straight. I was forever being called into the office at work for saying or doing something.

[Smokey]

21. It makes Aspie go a bit crazy with with his thoughts and shares

I'm worse when I'm straight. I was forever being called into the office at work for saying or doing something.

Care to share an example Asp, batten down the hatches guys this could get wild

[The Aspie Toker]

21. It makes Aspie go a bit crazy with with his thoughts and shares

I'm worse when I'm straight. I was forever being called into the office at work for saying or doing something.

Care to share an example Asp, batten down the hatches guys this could get wild

I used to work for a major bank, and one day the head of IT asked me and a few others for a coffee morning. I went even though I don't drink coffee. After the meeting, she asked if there were any questions. I asked if it had to do with IT and she said," No, as long as it is work related"

I started off by mentioning that there are more rules for the male staff on what not to wear, than there were for what we can wear. The women have one rule. Don't come in naked. That didn't go down well, and my mates were face-palming.

Then I mentioned an example.

I said I was walking through the foyer the other day when a woman walked passed me. She had a flimsy top on with no bra underneath. All I could see were two bouncing brown eyes popping through. If she was outside, I couldn't tell if she worked on the streets or an office.

About 4 days later I was called into the office by my boss. He said "I warned you about minding your audience" I said "I didn't swear as there was a woman there." Then he told me what it was about. Apparently, it went "right to the top"

I argued that I did nothing wrong and kept it work related. Don't ask me a question if you don't want an honest answer. I didn't hear anything else about it.

[Smokey]

comedy gold Aspie comedy bloody gold, ever thought about writing some sketches pal ?