Stoned thoughts of the day

[fas420]

Why is there a D in fridge but not refrigerator

[Smokey]

why are buildings called buildings when they are already built! Why are they not called builts............

[Smokey]

I wonder if my new broadband will be as quick as they say it will Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Clunge Muncher]

Why do my (hippy/I love the environment) have to keep having fires and burning fucking plastics it fucking stinks

From Me Phone Enit..

[Smokey]

365 Days in a year (except a leap year when there are 366 days in a calendar year) 7 Days in a week 52 complete weeks in a calendar year

7 x 52 = 364

Where the fuck does the extra day come from ?

Don't worry I'll wait......................................

Smokes

[Smokey]

Why do my (hippy/I love the environment) have to keep having fires and burning fucking plastics it fucking stinks

From Me Phone Enit..

Not to mention it's also pretty dangerous for your health mate, who on earth burns plastic in the garden absolute madness

[Clunge Muncher]

Why do my (hippy/I love the environment) have to keep having fires and burning fucking plastics it fucking stinks

From Me Phone Enit..

Not to mention it's also pretty dangerous for your health mate, who on earth burns plastic in the garden absolute madness

He does house clearance so burns all sorts of smelly shit, if it carrys on through the summer I'm gonna have a moan, go all Victor Meldrew on em

From Me Phone Enit..

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[Bulls]

Why does it have to be cold when it can be warm ffs

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