Me: A nice bunch of flowers for the wife please.
Florist: Certainly, sir. Are you looking for anything particular?
Me: A blow job hopefully.
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My wife asked me to get her something black and lacy for Valentines Day.
Apparently she didn't mean football boots.
Apparently she didn't mean football boots.
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Just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear today!
This can only mean one thing....
She's behind with the washing!
This can only mean one thing....
She's behind with the washing!
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Clunge Muncher wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:00 amJust noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear today!
This can only mean one thing....
She's behind with the washing!
I Guess that's why you keep unpluging the washing machine at yours mukka
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Sometimes having a conversation with a woman is feeling like having to choose to cut the red or the white wire on a bomb..with a bandage on your eyes...in a really dark room.
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my friend drowned in a bowl of muesli .....
he was pulled in by a strong currant ....
he was pulled in by a strong currant ....
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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