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Clunge Muncher wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:20 pmPaddy in Wetherspoons:
"How much is your larger?"
Barman "£2 a pint and £7 a pitcher"
Paddy: I'll just have a pint, fuck the photo."
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Creasing up Munch i never knew you was into stand up mate
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What did the Big tomato say to the baby tomato.......................
Ketchup !!
Sorry very old but still tickles me,
Anyone name the film ????
Ketchup !!
Sorry very old but still tickles me,
Anyone name the film ????
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Clunge Muncher wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:20 pmPaddy in Wetherspoons:
"How much is your larger?"
Barman "£2 a pint and £7 a pitcher"
Paddy: I'll just have a pint, fuck the photo."
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I do like a good joke or 2 :), got to love the ones that make you hurt near all over lol.Smokey wrote:Creasing up Munch i never knew you was into stand up mate
From Me Phone Enit..
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I don't know mate, you prob got some years on me I reckon:DSmokey wrote:What did the Big tomato say to the baby tomato.......................
Ketchup !!
Sorry very old but still tickles me,
Anyone name the film ????
From Me Phone Enit..
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My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes.
She wasn't happy when i came home with a push up bra.
She wasn't happy when i came home with a push up bra.
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Took his eggs & bacon too,Clunge Muncher wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:42 pmMy mate just rang me in tears.
His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish!
Poor bastard...
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