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My mate just rang me in tears.

His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish!

Poor bastard...
No woman, no sky!
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I just saw a transvestite in a mini-skirt and thought, "Wow. That shows a lot of balls"
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Clunge Muncher wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:42 pm
My mate just rang me in tears.

His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish!

Poor bastard...
No woman, no sky!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Poor bastard truly
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Got to feel for him :).
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I've bought the Mrs a new bag and a new belt for Valentines day..

She'll be made up!, the hoover is as good as new :).
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-Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
-My name is Paul.

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I went to a fetish restaurant last night.

I got toed in the hole :o :D
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My yields
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Snapin necks and cashin checks

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Lmfao
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There was 10 in the bad & the little said......

"These NHS cuts are ridiculous."

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