christmas poem comp

[Inactive account]

the stockings are hanging
the buds are drying
santas on his way
roll the spliff ready
im waiting for my prezzie
what a way to start a day

[Captain Beefheart]

the stockings are hanging
the buds are drying
santas on his way
roll the spliff ready
im waiting for my prezzie
what a way to start a day

RUBBISH duw duw av a fiver.

[Inactive account]

when santa got stuck up the chimney
he began to shout
a spliff will get me out
the bud in my sack
is stuck up my crack
my back wont let me out
im stuck till im stoned
i did try to phone
but they were all at pollys getting pissed

[Captain Beefheart]

when santa got stuck up the chimney
he began to shout
a spliff will get me out
the bud in my sack
is stuck up my crack
my back wont let me out
im stuck till im stoned
i did try to phone
but they were all at pollys getting pissed

its a 5 from len...............

[ohlordyeah_420]

a valleys Xmas by oly420

Christmas in the valleys was on track,
Santa was delivering his sack,
When he caught polly pissed
And the captain then hissed
"Oi where's my turkey neck then Bach?"

[Nanook]

im useless at this stuff good luck all lol

[Unknown User]

Christmas Tyme full of cheer
Santa gave a terrifying leer
Fuck the cheer you daft old cat
You forgot the Tyme and used mine
Cost a pound of Christmas hash
Straight from my stash


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[The Aspie Toker]

There was an old man with a limp
with a stomach that resembled a blimp.
It turned out to be Santa
Who loved Aspie's Banter
And now dresses up as a Gimp.

[Wizard]

twas the night before christmas
all the growroom light were out
plants lay sleeping , getting heavier by the ounce
dreaming of blunts dabs and bowls
a sound came from nowhere, whos there the po po ?
ran donwstair to see a fat man in in red,
looking in the grow room heres what he said

hello fellow grower , how have you been
your plants look lovely , now i need a 1/10
i dont need much , just a quick puff you see
with all theses cookies I need the munchies.

So he puffed on the bong , let out a big yawn
he said , thanks for the puff , some good weed it is
heres some raindeer shit you can grow in for years
off to the door , its time to go
keep on growing , ill be back for more bowls



im not much of a writer but heres my blurb lol

[Keeno]

Great comp Mrs B. I'll get my thinking hat on.