christmas poem comp
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Re: christmas poem comp
the stockings are hanging
the buds are drying
santas on his way
roll the spliff ready
im waiting for my prezzie
what a way to start a day
the buds are drying
santas on his way
roll the spliff ready
im waiting for my prezzie
what a way to start a day
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Re: christmas poem comp
RUBBISH duw duw av a fiver.Mrs Beefheart wrote: ↑Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:49 pmthe stockings are hanging
the buds are drying
santas on his way
roll the spliff ready
im waiting for my prezzie
what a way to start a day
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Re: christmas poem comp
when santa got stuck up the chimney
he began to shout
a spliff will get me out
the bud in my sack
is stuck up my crack
my back wont let me out
im stuck till im stoned
i did try to phone
but they were all at pollys getting pissed
he began to shout
a spliff will get me out
the bud in my sack
is stuck up my crack
my back wont let me out
im stuck till im stoned
i did try to phone
but they were all at pollys getting pissed
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its a 5 from len...............Mrs Beefheart wrote: ↑Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:08 pmwhen santa got stuck up the chimney
he began to shout
a spliff will get me out
the bud in my sack
is stuck up my crack
my back wont let me out
im stuck till im stoned
i did try to phone
but they were all at pollys getting pissed
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Re: christmas poem comp
a valleys Xmas by oly420
Christmas in the valleys was on track,
Santa was delivering his sack,
When he caught polly pissed
And the captain then hissed
"Oi where's my turkey neck then Bach?"
Christmas in the valleys was on track,
Santa was delivering his sack,
When he caught polly pissed
And the captain then hissed
"Oi where's my turkey neck then Bach?"
diary link me do
"I fucking hate harvesting. I like planting the things and watering them, and looking after them, talking to them. I don't like fucking harvesting."
"You like smoking them, though."
"Oh, I like smoking them."
"I fucking hate harvesting. I like planting the things and watering them, and looking after them, talking to them. I don't like fucking harvesting."
"You like smoking them, though."
"Oh, I like smoking them."
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im useless at this stuff good luck all lol
The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.
Re: christmas poem comp
Christmas Tyme full of cheer
Santa gave a terrifying leer
Fuck the cheer you daft old cat
You forgot the Tyme and used mine
Cost a pound of Christmas hash
Straight from my stash
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Santa gave a terrifying leer
Fuck the cheer you daft old cat
You forgot the Tyme and used mine
Cost a pound of Christmas hash
Straight from my stash
Sent from my SM-N920I using Tapatalk
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There was an old man with a limp
with a stomach that resembled a blimp.
It turned out to be Santa
Who loved Aspie's Banter
And now dresses up as a Gimp.
with a stomach that resembled a blimp.
It turned out to be Santa
Who loved Aspie's Banter
And now dresses up as a Gimp.
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Re: christmas poem comp
twas the night before christmas
all the growroom light were out
plants lay sleeping , getting heavier by the ounce
dreaming of blunts dabs and bowls
a sound came from nowhere, whos there the po po ?
ran donwstair to see a fat man in in red,
looking in the grow room heres what he said
hello fellow grower , how have you been
your plants look lovely , now i need a 1/10
i dont need much , just a quick puff you see
with all theses cookies I need the munchies.
So he puffed on the bong , let out a big yawn
he said , thanks for the puff , some good weed it is
heres some raindeer shit you can grow in for years
off to the door , its time to go
keep on growing , ill be back for more bowls
im not much of a writer but heres my blurb lol
all the growroom light were out
plants lay sleeping , getting heavier by the ounce
dreaming of blunts dabs and bowls
a sound came from nowhere, whos there the po po ?
ran donwstair to see a fat man in in red,
looking in the grow room heres what he said
hello fellow grower , how have you been
your plants look lovely , now i need a 1/10
i dont need much , just a quick puff you see
with all theses cookies I need the munchies.
So he puffed on the bong , let out a big yawn
he said , thanks for the puff , some good weed it is
heres some raindeer shit you can grow in for years
off to the door , its time to go
keep on growing , ill be back for more bowls
im not much of a writer but heres my blurb lol
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