Growers Choice Valentines Grand Finale!

[Keeno]

Growers Choice Valentines Grand Finale

Wassup GR420. Time for the big one from Growers Choice. A huge thank you to them for a huge delivery we have just received. While this is a large bundle is a tiny part of what's to come. Thank you to Growers Choice.

To enter you will need to enter your best love poem.. yep, this will be good. Can be long, short, funny, romantic, about a fellow member... You have time to come up with it as this competition will open tomorrow evening for the mini party. A winner will be picked late tomorrow once the party is over. Ill do a random wheel witht the entrants.

Prize

54 seeds in the shape of 14 strains including 4 new releases from Growers Choice.
Growers Choice hat, germination kit, pen, mask, stickers, and plant labels.



Rules

50 forum posts to enter.
1 entry per forum member.

The competition opens at 7:30 pm UK time on valentine's day.
The competition closes at 9:30 pm on Valentine's day.

Good luck

[MrNice]

nice box of swag cheers Growers choice

[Inactive account]

whoop whoop

[Keeno]

Competiton open

[Vador]

Been waiting all day to drop this, njoy
I’d never heard of the feast of st valentines before so decided to call this poem

The Beast of Saint Valentine

Twas the night of saint valentines,
When most normal people are drinking wine,
The beast is roaming in his under pants,
Taking care of his sacred plants.

He gets showered up so he’s nice and clean,
Anything to avoid infecting his green,
Once he’s cleaned and out of the shower,
He checks the time, lights on in an hour,
He makes a brew and rolls a smoke,
Then on a mission to grow him some dope.

All the while the Mrs sits patient,
She cant help but cringe as he bends over half naked,
She tries not to look at the beasts hairy crack,
A steady stream of sweat trickling down his back,
Moaning and Groaning sounds like he’s getting laid,
Unfortunately its just the beast and his spade,
Hurting and aching from the gardening tools,
The Mrs looks on thinking What a fool
You’d better save some of that energy for me,
If you fall asleep I will not be pleased,
Ok my darling ill be right with you,
Come to bed now Its a quarter to two,
You know you won’t want to go to work in the morning,
And you can’t leave me here cos I’m feeling all horny,
Im dripping and leaking all over the bed,
Come on right up and ill give you some head,
The beast zipped his tent up and went to bed fast,
The rest is too dirty, even for you lads……
Needless to say members of gr420,
The Beast had good fun and he got his sack emptied.

[Budgie]

mmmm, like it a bit down and dirty with my organics, Im in , just give me a bt to think......

p.s Good work there @Vador, for a hairy sweaty assed ex padwan like you

[Finchmad_79]

Valentines Day is here again, just another commercialisation,
Cards and dates and shags galore, given throughout the nation,
Not for us we do one better, our date’s not like the ‘fakes’
We listen to podcasts, do the puzzles and eat our edible bakes,
Chocolates shaped in little hearts, I made these just for you,
I’l wait on you hand and foot just like I always do,
I look after your babies from leaves down to roots,
You don’t know it yet, but you got me new boots!

[wigz]

Roses are red, Violets are grim, Soil is for losers, hydro for the win!!!

[Keeno]

Roses are red, Violets are grim, Soil is for losers, hydro for the win!!!

im in love

[Budgie]

Since way way back in 1984
We met and you left me wanting more
Cause you make me giggle , make me laugh
We have some great times in the bath
Guiding me to funkier choons
Always by my side in the chill out rooms
Opened my mind to possibilities
Gave me releif when I was on my knees
Lifting me high and settling me down
You make me smile, never a frown
All over the world you've always been there
Spreading your vibe without any care
now roses may be red, violets might be blue
But you are my Green, and I love you