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the oldest fart?
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the oldest fart?
hi all just been wondering out of self interest whos the oldest fart on here?on my old forum we had a poll thingy about age demographics and i think i was 2nd oldest fart im 58 going on 65!
i just wondered see how old are you lot?
btw getting old sucks big hairy ones!
new hairy bits grow in strange places,
old hairy bits fall out!
you tend to fart more,or was it?
tend to get up go somewhere then forget why?
go to the loo stand there for ages just waiting,feck it sit down!
your appetite for sex gets bigger,your dick gets smaller!
suddenly develop a passion for slippers!
and sometimes i forget things,did i mention i sometimes forget things,twice?
how senile are you?
ps it was the @the dude abides was the oldest fart on tgc,i miss the dude.
i just wondered see how old are you lot?
btw getting old sucks big hairy ones!
new hairy bits grow in strange places,
old hairy bits fall out!
you tend to fart more,or was it?
tend to get up go somewhere then forget why?
go to the loo stand there for ages just waiting,feck it sit down!
your appetite for sex gets bigger,your dick gets smaller!
suddenly develop a passion for slippers!
and sometimes i forget things,did i mention i sometimes forget things,twice?
how senile are you?
ps it was the @the dude abides was the oldest fart on tgc,i miss the dude.
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Re: the oldest fart?
Yh im well old duke.......hehehehe old skool me ................lol
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Re: the oldest fart?
love this Duke , good old funny Dude what a guy . lol my lips are sealed but ….
I’m 21 always
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Re: the oldest fart?
Will be 49 in one month.
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im due a mid life crisis any time now....
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Re: the oldest fart?
Fifty Six.
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Re: the oldest fart?
I've been having them for the last 2.5 years. Fucking horrible to say the least.Mrs Beefheart wrote: ↑Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:13 pmlove this Duke , good old funny Dude what a guy . lol my lips are sealed but ….
I’m 21 always
Although I am not the oldest here, I may have the oldest ex-partner. If I was still with her, then she'll be 77.
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Re: the oldest fart?
How old am I exactly I’m not sure, would need to sit down and do the maths but somewhere between 38-40 at the moment I think
I remember the dude abides from previous forums, is he ok?
I remember the dude abides from previous forums, is he ok?
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