meat !!!

[Marcus]

PS..

[Captain Beefheart]

great ...thing is see i had 2 faggots left in the fridge the other day,i came home from work and polly had slung the fukas out in the food recycle bin ffs i only bought them 5 days previous + really fancied the fukas to duw duw oi polly keep ya filthy hands off my meate.

Was it one of those brains faggots too???

no bach it was 2 of the proper ones not mush in tinfoil duw duw

She's saved you a day on the bog there Captain. She deserves some good old fashioned loving for that later.
2 thrusts and a grunt should see her right.

3 days for meat in my fridge unless vac packed then they get the sniff test after 7 days.

I like the Brains faggots... They live in the freezer. I can do a tray of 6 in one sitting. Mrs Marcus don't like em.

Shiny bacon is the nitrites used in the curing process. Not a reason to sling it, give it a sniff. Your nose don't lie.

marcus bach they call me big jim slade in the valleys bach 2 thrusts + a howl more like

[Captain Beefheart]

PS..

now ewe understand me ......... i go over the 7 bridge bach pull up all them flem i can grab then let it loose your side of the border see.... god bless jonny wilckinson befooked ach y fi.

[Captain Beefheart]

well at least i managed to get 2 into me thank fuk...10 bob each they was to....

[Marcus]

well at least i managed to get 2 into me thank fuk...10 bob each they was to....

Our local butcher's faggots have won some national award...

You want me to strap a couple to my favourite pigeon and send him your way?
He's a vegetarian so no worries about him having a nibble en route.

He may poop on them though, but that adds a nice creamyness to the gravy.

[Captain Beefheart]

well at least i managed to get 2 into me thank fuk...10 bob each they was to....

Our local butcher's faggots have won some national award...

You want me to strap a couple to my favourite pigeon and send him your way?
He's a vegetarian so no worries about him having a nibble en route.

He may poop on them though, but that adds a nice creamyness to the gravy.

diolch for the offer marcus butty but i`d never for the life of me eat an ingerlish faggot .... so for that matter im out

[Marcus]

well at least i managed to get 2 into me thank fuk...10 bob each they was to....

Our local butcher's faggots have won some national award...

You want me to strap a couple to my favourite pigeon and send him your way?
He's a vegetarian so no worries about him having a nibble en route.

He may poop on them though, but that adds a nice creamyness to the gravy.

diolch for the offer marcus butty but i`d never for the life of me eat an ingerlish faggot .... so for that matter im out

I think we're all Welsh round here anyway...



Us Irish descendants are just the Welsh who learnt to swim too.

The pigeon has a Dutch accent... Is that an issue?

I'll strap a couple to my tow bar and sneak them across Charlie's bridge when I;m allowed back in the country.

[Captain Beefheart]

can the pigeon do the length marcus with faggots on board i mite take ewe up onnit as long as ewe dont spike the fukas with any gear ?

[Marcus]

Aye, the pigeon is a champion Captain. He'll carry them faggots to you AND a packed lunch and drink for himself in his little rucksack too.

He may have to forgo the crisps from the meal deal, but I'll eat them for him.

I'll never add my special sauce to anything without your permission.
I'll send that in a separate sachet.

[Captain Beefheart]

Aye, the pigeon is a champion Captain. He'll carry them faggots to you AND a packed lunch and drink for himself in his little rucksack too.

He may have to forgo the crisps from the meal deal, but I'll eat them for him.

I'll never add my special sauce to anything without your permission.
I'll send that in a separate sachet.

aye rite oh bach ... dont tell me its a strapper coming over the water + i`ll skip the sauce bach no Ta.