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One day three women went for a job interview. The man interviewing them posed all three the same question. What would you do if you found an extra €50 in on your paycheck that you shouldn’t have received? The first one said, “I’d give it back as it wasn’t mine and I wasn’t entitled to it.” When he asked the second one she replied, “I’d give it to Charity.” When he asked the third one, she was more honest and she said, “I’d keep it for myself and go out for a drink.” Which one of the three women got the job? The one with the biggest tits!
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What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
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“My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a nice postcard to receive.”
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Pmsl Beefheart i seen some crazy welsh women and i stay well away from them
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we sweet really lol angels in disguiseJasonBourne wrote:Pmsl Beefheart i seen some crazy welsh women and i stay well away from them
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How do you seduce a fat girl....
No probs.... it’s a piece of cake!!!
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What did the left saggy boob say to the right saggy boob?
We better perk up mate, otherwise everyone will think we’re nuts....
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Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"