Northern lights smoke review,egged on by GMO
Hey everyone pollys first ever review in pollys words
Brief history 1 , polly don’t roll
2, polly has never bought
Weed in her life
3 polly can b such a plonker
Ok so I popped away on a quick city break to somewhere I had no idea weed was legal to smoke in private ,
Walking up the main st the day after I arrived what the hell is that shop with buds all over the window , in I go lol followed by my squares and omg in this shop was everything to do with smoking and behind the counter was mayb 40 tubs of pure buds all labels with names I knew , after a chat with the lady’s behind the counter it clicked I could buy some lol
Out I got marched by my straights telling me I didn need it
brain saying ffs poll go for it lol next call straight to hubs , shall I , can I , should i lol so I did I bought something I’ve not tried for yrs northern lights , has to b the only name that sticks in my brain from yrs ago in the dam , plus I just started a grow of it ,so here I am 30 euros lighter way to much bud but they wouldn sell any less so with 2 straights , a balcony and never really rolled a spliff this was gonna b fun Ok so it was sticky , dense and busted apart no prob , smelly lol very smelly , sat at the table , bacci , papers and made some type if effort of a roach , here I go a single skinner is all I’m capable of rolling , it was sticky major sticky and smelt like lush
I’d not had a joint fir 2 days , I got some type of baby spliff together and out I went to smoke it , ah bliss my joint actually smoked lol ok I thought it was very smooth to smoke and tasted sort of I’m not sure mayb fruity ish , woody ush and sweet ,I’m pretty crap on tastes lol as long as it don’t make me cough it’s good in my books , instant whoosh of relaxation and calm like oh yes baby I’ve missed you 3 joints later and ready to face the world and where’s the food lol Now if you know me I get a little dizzy
I’d already had the behave warning off teen 
ppl just attract to me so just typical I had a stoned moment in the restaurant and between the language barrier and me let’s say the waiter will never forget me 
I blame the weed , next place the dessert bar which I swear decided to change names in an hr to desert bar 
no cakes just full of snakes oops lol this must b good weed Time for back to the place where 2 pigeons lived on the balcony and cooed every morning at 5am
out in the minus freezing wind ridden court yard 3 spliffs later a phone bill I’m scared to look at into bed and ffs developed the giggles about the waiter fighting my plate off me then upstairs starts a party playing Bob Marley full blast ... happy days , this northern lights had my name stamped on it for that weekend , an absolutely beautiful smoke ,smooth, sweet and tasted luscious ,made me smile and totally relaxed me , even on the fun fair rides I was made to go on I just sat like a statue glued to my seat not making a sound First ever smoke review lol
I think there may of been 2 papers holding it together 
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