Hows about embarrassing moments

[Clunge Muncher]

Taken how long to come out

LillMisLean also grassed him up for being gay last night. Seems our smokey full of secrets

Hahahaha bollocks I missed it lol

From Me Phone Enit..

[Smokey]

I had a close call a few years ago: I was popping in the supermarket for a few beers and thought 'fuck it, I'll Park in the parent and child section' as I was only going to be a few minutes. As I was walking into the shop some donkey starts shouting at me as I've took the last space. Luckily enough I was quick enough to fake a limp, that soon fooled him and saved my embarresment.

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Hahahahah brilliant he done you Donks lol


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[Smokey]

Taken how long to come out

LillMisLean also grassed him up for being gay last night. Seems our smokey full of secrets

Doh!!


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[Samwise Gamgee]

When i was in the Army, and single, me and my mate who lived in the block, got a bus into the City, early Saturday morning.

Was a lovely day and and we ended up in the pub, some time around about 4pm we knew we werent going to make it back to barracks we decided to go to shop and buy some trousers, so we could go night clubbing.

So i walked around the shop for a while, a bit worse for wear, and couldnt find anything to wear, walked out the door, and all the alarms went off.

The security guards escorted me to an Office, where it was explained that I had managed to get a dress attached to the hood of my coat whilst walking around the shop :D

[Bulls]

Ah...I think mate latest moment was a few years ago in Tesco. Me and my sister were in TK Max and she found a phone case on the door step on the way out. No label or anything, you would think somebody dropped it accidentally. So we walk out she hands it to me and we walk into Tesco to the the shopping. Few minutes later some tiny little midget knocking on my shoulder shouting in the shop "I am a private investigator from TK MAX and you're under arrest for stealing" and tried grabbing my hand.
Well silly Fairy ended up on his ass and I ended up with a TK MAX ban lol. After short talk with the branch manager and him looking at the cctv they were proven wrong, my ban was lifted and had 50£ voucher and apology.

[Inactive account]

yrs ago i jumped off a fun fair ride without realising that my skirt had some how hooked itself over a bolt thing ...yip i jumped down ...skirt decided to stay attached and im standing there in my undies ...ooo the embarrassment

[Inactive account]

So not the thread to write in this time of nite
Can't only me got some memories

[Nanook]

I was at a party once happily having a dip in the jacuzzi..... turned out there was no water in it and I woke with 10 plus people round me, decided to move and hide...... behind a glass door :(

[Bulls]

Oh another one - me and a friend were walking around Alkmaar in Netherlands.. and we were looking for a place to have a cup of coffee...problem is everywhere was crowded so we as we walked we seen an empty bar with comfy sofas out on the sun... Boom we thought that's our place... few moments later started noticing funny posters on the walls in the bar.. " Come join us on Gay Pride 2012 ... " ... turned out to be a gay bar.

[Smokey]

Apologies to all for the technical difficulties i encountered last night re: Radio sorry guys