A Quote A Day . . . . . . . . . . . .

[Smokey]

Hello GrowRoom 420 !!

Just gonna kick off another thread for us all to embrace lol

A QUOTE A DAY that's all nothing more nothing less. Can be any quote, Analogy, Philosophy something motivational whatever you like and everyone's invited.

I suppose I'd better kick off Proceedings:

“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”

[Smokey]

"A Journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"

[The Aspie Toker]

Give a man a wank and he'll be happy for the day.
Teach a man to wank, and he'll be a wanker for the rest of his life.

[Inactive account]

bit lost on this one .... but i know its Aspies fault what ever :)

[The Aspie Toker]

bit lost on this one .... but i know its Aspies fault what ever :)

I get blamed for the wind blowing in the wrong direction.

[The Aspie Toker]

Go to bed with itchy bum. Wake up with smelly finger.

[Smokey]

Give a man a wank and he'll be happy for the day.
Teach a man to wank, and he'll be a wanker for the rest of his life.

Aspie mate i think the actual proverb for that one is: and i quote "Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day, Teach a man to fish and he can eat the rest of his life"

Language please fella there are lady's present

[The Aspie Toker]

Give a man a wank and he'll be happy for the day.
Teach a man to wank, and he'll be a wanker for the rest of his life.

Aspie mate i think the actual proverb for that one is: and i quote "Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day, Teach a man to fish and he can eat the rest of his life"

Language please fella there are lady's present

I always get fishing and w*nking mixed up. I know they both need a rod in your hand. :D

There's only Polly, and she's no lady.

[Smokey]

"Before embarking on a journey of revenge be sure to dig two graves"

[Smokey]

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous"