Stoned thoughts…

Marcus · Post by **Marcus** » Sat Dec 30, 2023 5:09 pm

My underpants have gone missing somewhere between Germany and Wales.

They've issued a full refund though, so I shall just have to try and buy some more and hope the next postperson doesn't take a fancy to them and steal them.

Marcus · Post by **Marcus** » Sat Dec 30, 2023 5:11 pm

I'm also peeing out of the wrong hole thanks to a dodgy mince pie.

Marcus · Post by **Marcus** » Sat Dec 30, 2023 5:20 pm

Only 3 more months till Caravanmas. Or Campervanmas as it's known in some other religions.

The english decorate the roads round here with broken down lumps of metal and trafficjams.

The cocacola advert changes from "Holidays are coming" to "Caravans are coming". Then instea d of the HGV pulling a trailer of coke on the advert, it's changed to a dickhead in a 4x4 pulling a caravan.

I hope it shits it down with rain for the next 12 months.

Grumpy Toad · Post by **Grumpy Toad** » Thu Jan 25, 2024 6:09 pm

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse

Grumpy Toad · Post by **Grumpy Toad** » Mon Jan 29, 2024 4:31 pm

Tomorrow is stay home with your dog & smoke weed day. It's not official, I made it up. Tell your friends. :sllinfavour:

Grumpy Toad · Post by **Grumpy Toad** » Fri Feb 02, 2024 4:06 pm

Am I the only one that finds YouTube shorts intrusive?

Grumpy Toad · Post by **Grumpy Toad** » Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:11 pm

Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean nobody's after you.

Greenfingers · Post by **Greenfingers** » Tue Apr 02, 2024 7:56 am

Marcus wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 30, 2023 5:20 pm
Only 3 more months till Caravanmas. Or Campervanmas as it's known in some other religions.

The english decorate the roads round here with broken down lumps of metal and trafficjams.

The cocacola advert changes from "Holidays are coming" to "Caravans are coming". Then instea d of the HGV pulling a trailer of coke on the advert, it's changed to a dickhead in a 4x4 pulling a caravan.

I hope it shits it down with rain for the next 12 months.

......... i was going to be one of them