christmas poem comp
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christmas poem comp
ONNNNNN THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
Polly said to me...............
Twelve plants are growing
Eleven seeds are sowing
Ten bongs are ripping
Nine spliffs are building
Eight dabbers dabbing
Seven autos flowering
Six kush are vegging
Five stoners munching
Four growers chopping
Three pots of seedlings
Two buds for sharing
ANNNNNND A GROWROOM420 PARTY
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Polly said to me...............
Twelve plants are growing
Eleven seeds are sowing
Ten bongs are ripping
Nine spliffs are building
Eight dabbers dabbing
Seven autos flowering
Six kush are vegging
Five stoners munching
Four growers chopping
Three pots of seedlings
Two buds for sharing
ANNNNNND A GROWROOM420 PARTY
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Re: christmas poem comp
Smashing it again smokeyDJ Smokey wrote:ONNNNNN THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
Polly said to me...............
Twelve plants are growing
Eleven seeds are sowing
Ten bongs are ripping
Nine spliffs are building
Eight dabbers dabbing
Seven autos flowering
Six kush are vegging
Five stoners munching
Four growers chopping
Three pots of seedlings
Two buds for sharing
ANNNNNND A GROWROOM420 PARTY
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Mrs Beefheart wrote:Smashing it again smokeyDJ Smokey wrote:ONNNNNN THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
Polly said to me...............
Twelve plants are growing
Eleven seeds are sowing
Ten bongs are ripping
Nine spliffs are building
Eight dabbers dabbing
Seven autos flowering
Six kush are vegging
Five stoners munching
Four growers chopping
Three pots of seedlings
Two buds for sharing
ANNNNNND A GROWROOM420 PARTY
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Come on folks get them Christmas canna poems rolling of the fingertips
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Re: christmas poem comp
Dashing through the snow
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you
Merry Christmas!
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you
Merry Christmas!
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Wicked lol well done BullsBulls wrote:Dashing through the snow
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you
Merry Christmas!
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Re: christmas poem comp
Mrs Beefheart wrote: ↑Mon Dec 24, 2018 7:56 pmWicked lol well done BullsBulls wrote:Dashing through the snow
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you
Merry Christmas!
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Oh dear thank u Aspie lolThe Aspie Toker wrote:Mrs Beefheart wrote: ↑Mon Dec 24, 2018 7:56 pmWicked lol well done BullsBulls wrote:Dashing through the snow
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you
Merry Christmas!
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omg disqualified BullsBulls wrote: ↑Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:22 pmDashing through the snow
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you
Merry Christmas!
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Re: christmas poem comp
great entries people, can the members with multiple entries please quote the one they would like entered in the final vote off please and ill get it sorted.