Uphill Gardening Is Hurting My butt.

[Marcus]

As per the subject title...

My garden is on a slope and I'm fed up of pushing the mower uphill, it makes my bottom ache the next day.

I'm thinking about just planting up a section of that lawn with shrubbery and stuff... BUT I know fuck all about it.

Any experts on here?

ABout 50m2 it is. I;d fill it with dope but there's some nosey fuckers about the place these days.



Thanks in advance.

[Inactive account]

As per the subject title...

My garden is on a slope and I'm fed up of pushing the mower uphill, it makes my bottom ache the next day.

I'm thinking about just planting up a section of that lawn with shrubbery and stuff... BUT I know fuck all about it.

Any experts on here?

ABout 50m2 it is. I;d fill it with dope but there's some nosey fuckers about the place these days.



Thanks in advance.

I reckon it’s old age hun
Get a sit on mower lol


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[Marcus]

I reckon it’s old age hun
Get a sit on mower lol

Old age don't kick in till you get to 50, so it ain't that.

Sit on mower? Is that a sheep with a saddle on it?

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I reckon it’s old age hun
Get a sit on mower lol

Old age don't kick in till you get to 50, so it ain't that.

Sit on mower? Is that a sheep with a saddle on it?

I forgot your 21 forgive me
You just answered your question … sheep or a goat , fence it off , my sis used to hire a goat to keep the grass down


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[Keeno]

@GMO and @Stickylemonz should know a bit about this.

I say dig a hole, fill with water and add carp

[Sage]

maybe just use a smaller butt plug when mowing?

[Mafooo]

Question from my end would be do you want to harvest from this plot or just for it to look nice and never have to go up the hill again?

Would affect whether you plant fruits or nuts vs just ornamental stuff

[Marcus]

Get a decent hover mower with a Kawasaki engine. Hang it on a rope swing it like a pendulum.

[Marcus]

I forgot your 21 forgive me
You just answered your question … sheep or a goat , fence it off , my sis used to hire a goat to keep the grass down

Not allowed livestock, plus the dog would try and eat it.
I'd keep the horse here if we could, but he'd be in the fridge all day looking for munchies.

I say dig a hole, fill with water and add carp

It's on a slope so the water will just fall out

maybe just use a smaller butt plug when mowing?

I like the extra padding of the XL

Question from my end would be do you want to harvest from this plot or just for it to look nice and never have to go up the hill again?

Would affect whether you plant fruits or nuts vs just ornamental stuff

Just shrubs n stuff so I can weed once a year and leave it be

Get a decent hover mower with a Kawasaki engine. Hang it on a rope swing it like a pendulum.

That's much more work than I want to do.

[Hmr81]

chickens are good for mowing