Big Smokes' Off The Hook Comedy Club !!!

[Smokey]

Hello GrowRoom420...

Welcome to the Big Smokes Off The Hook Comedy Club !!

What a way to brighten the place up with some real decent comedy, All acts are welcome on stage so feel free to take to the main stage and share with us hopefully a right barrel of laughs or two. Comedy is good for the mind body and soul and there all already a few comedians in the waiting on the boards (Aspie) so here's your time to shine guys!!

Any acts are welcome whether it be jokes, stand up vids, poems, anecdotes 1 liners or whatever makes you laugh please feel free to post away but as always please remember to respect, adhere and stick to all forum rules and regulations.

Enjoy Yourselves & Behave :laugh:

WE ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN !!

Big Smokes

[Smokey]

Thoughts on this sketch Aspie, would love to know your thoughts.

I thinks its one of the cleverest sketches EVER !!

[ThePottingShec]

One of my favourite all time Comedians, Good old fashioned Cockney

Micky Flanagan . . . . . . .

Can't beat a bit of Flanagan! !

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[Wizard]

R.I.P GC ,,, did any of yas know he was also the narrator for Thomas the Tank engine

[Wizard]

[ohlordyeah_420]

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R.I.P GC ,,, did any of yas know he was also the narrator for Thomas the Tank engine

I love GC but everyone knows it was drummer beatle that narrated Thomas the tank engine.
I think he did the one your side of the pond though. ;)

[Glynne420]

Little 8 year old Johnny is in bed and he hears noises from his parents room, so he gets out of bed and wanders along to their room and pushes the door open a little bit with a creak.
What he sees is his dad has got his mum over the dresser, giving her a large portion from behind, little Johnny makes a sharp intake of breath which dad hears. Dad turns round and see Johnny and gives him a little wink and a wrye smile. Johnny then runs back to his room and hides under the covers.
Meanwhile, 10 mins later dad has finished his buisness AND had a post coital ciggie (well he is a man) and hears noises coming from Johnny's room. Dad gets up and go's to Johnny's room, swings the door open and is greeted with the sight of Johnny bending his Grandma over his homework table and proceeding to give her a large portion from behind.
Obviously.... dad goes mental "what the fuck are you doing Johnny?" He askes "thats your grandma..... you cant DO that"

Little Johnny turns his head and with a wink and liitle wry smile tells his dad......

"Not so funny when its your mum EH?"

[Wizard]

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R.I.P GC ,,, did any of yas know he was also the narrator for Thomas the Tank engine

I love GC but everyone knows it was drummer beatle that narrated Thomas the tank engine.
I think he did the one your side of the pond though. ;)

Ringo Starr UK/US 1984–86 Season 1–2
George Carlin US 1984–95 Season 1–4
theres a few other big names on the last as well like Alec Baldwin 1998–2002 Season 5–6 (US) and Gwyneth Paltrow UK/US 2008 The Great Discovery (Originally hired to narrate the movie.)
Pierce Brosnan Season 12 (original cut)

[The Aspie Toker]

Thoughts on this sketch Aspie, would love to know your thoughts.

I thinks its one of the cleverest sketches EVER !!

I didn't find it funny, mate. It didn't even raise a smile.

[The Aspie Toker]

R.I.P GC ,,, did any of yas know he was also the narrator for Thomas the Tank engine

It used to be Ringo Starr when I watched it. As far as I am aware, it's always been a Liverpudlian that's narrated the show.