Stupid things that you do

[Bulls]

Alright everyone. Was wondering if there is stupid things that you do only when u stoned?

[Rawreefer]

I wasn't stoned when I shot myself in the foot. Nor was I stoned when I electrocuted myself showing someone how I electrocuted myself.

[ohlordyeah_420]

Day off: wake and bake with a small pipe and a 6 shot espresso and do the previous night's dishes.
The amount of times later that day I've been looking for the cheese grater and find it in the glass cupboard. Thing is its always the cheese grater in the glass cupboard. My stoned brain just think it belongs there.

'free your mind and your ass will follow'

[Inactive account]

i wasnt stoned ....omg i cant believe im saying this
when i was getting static shocks ....
the engineer had me hold a light blub above my head
told me it would light up if there was a prob

[Wizard]

I’m bad for trying to lift and carry things I should ask help for , about a month ago I was trying to carry a garden bench up to my apartment balcony. Well first set of stairs don’t I fall over with this 300pound cast iron bench pinning me down . Buddy downstairs came out to help me . I gotta stop trying to be super man lol


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[Bulls]

pmsl guys and girls.
I hate taking a shower when baked. If it usually takes 5 minutes it takes me 15-20 minutes. Horrible :D

[Keeno]

Rearranging stuff... sounds good. I'll get proper wobbly on the oil and go to make something to eat or decide its a good time make up seed bags or some other huge task. Only to forget where I put everything I decided to sort out or use rearrange in the food cupboards the next day. Naturally j blame everyone else, "someone must have used the garlic powder", or "someone's moved the plastic vials", only to find them and then get the flash back of me trying to make my own garlic bread completed mashed at 1am or making up seed packs the week before completely battered

[Nom]

I put stuff in a 'super safe place' i wouldnt usually use, so safe i can't find it again unless im in exactly the same state of mind as I was when I did it. Usually turns up 6 months later somewhere really obscure , been doing that since my early teens

[Rawreefer]

Laying in the bath smoking a bifter dimly lit for ambience checking out the patterns on the tiled floor and noticed a dirty mark on the floor. Shock horror out of the bath grab the cleaner and cloth and start scrubbing. Bubble bath every where, the fucker will not budge ambience shattered lights on it's a frikkin recurring part of the tile pattern...doh !!!

[Keeno]

Consume a lot of oil 1 hour before the podcast...