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The Aspie Toker wrote:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapus.
What do you call a gay dinosar? Megasourass

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MrNice22 wrote:
The Aspie Toker wrote:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapus.
What do you call a gay dinosar? Megasourass

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This has to b a joke lol


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our icecream man was found
lying on the floor of his van
covered with hundreds and thousands ,
police say he topped himself....

i never said i could say good jokes lol

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The police came to my house earlier and said my dog had chased someone on a bike...

I said "FUCK OFF, my dog hasn't even got a bike!"
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I just got pulled over by the police...

Police: "Turn around."

Me: "Every now and then i get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round."

Police: "Turn around."

Me "Bright eyes."

It was then i got tasered!

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One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.
"What's wrong, dearest?" asked the confused husband.
"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do?"
"Well," replied the man, "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"

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