A Quote A Day . . . . . . . . . . . .

[Captain Beefheart]

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

[Captain Beefheart]

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe...

[Smokey]

If it aint fun don't fcuk wid it - Word !!!

[Captain Beefheart]

On gym days, I don't get to my desk until 4 in the afternoon, and everything except bedtime and the appointment with the liquid narcotic is pushed back a bit.....

[Smokey]

put my back against the wall and i will perform

[Smokey]

Always go above and beyond your thought processes


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[Captain Beefheart]

The ability to be in the present moment is a major component of mental wellness

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[Smokey]

Never ever bite of more than you can chew


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[Captain Beefheart]

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six....