A moan a day thread

[Inactive account]

and i have a zit the size of Everest on my chin ...sexy as :shock:

[Inactive account]

i gotta b on flush 600 surely

[Inactive account]

approx 700 flushes later ...thinking thank god im not on a water meter
then teen pipes up shite like mam .....u know those bath bombs u made that wernt quite right ...an u used them down the loo :shock:
shut up teen ....how much u want for silence money :?

[Inactive account]

my man flu is returning :shock:
give me a break mun :cry:

[Clunge Muncher]

Virgin V6 fucking box playing up when turned on, changed Leads over etc and still the same (no pic or sound then no pic and sound then same again and so on), takes about 5 restarts to work proper :(.

[Inactive account]

i have full blown serious man flu ..........

[camkush]

Ma'am you'd be proud of me, I went to bar and avoided a fight with my ex's fiancé...only to have him follow me to my truck so I could help but fuck him up. Well shit I tried. Least this time I didn't get punched even once

[Clunge Muncher]

Good man to try and walk away, but fair play for fucking him up Lol. I think most exes should be shot lol.

[Inactive account]

Ma'am you'd be proud of me, I went to bar and avoided a fight with my ex's fiancé...only to have him follow me to my truck so I could help but fuck him up. Well shit I tried. Least this time I didn't get punched even once

aww im well proud of u not getting punched silly man following u out
sometimes ppl got to b put in their place ;)

[Keeno]

Cams turning into the local hooligan :shock: Fair play though mate, tried the to do the right thing, dam fool shoulda known better