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[Loki]

I typed Hell into my sat-nav instead of Hull.

I still got there.

[Loki]

Glenn Campbell has died after a long illness which saw him lose half his body weight.

He was like a nine stone cowboy.

[Loki]

A roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says: "five beers please."

[Loki]

My wife dropped her epilepsy medicine in the washing machine.

Her clothes don't fit anymore.

[Loki]

I have a tendency to not listen to people properly.

The doctor says it's because I've got 80HD.

[Loki]

Just got a copy of Pirates of the Caribbean and I'm taking it back.
I put the disc in and the first thing it told me was that it was illegal to watch pirate movies.

[Loki]

Jeff Wayne couldn't believe it when he came home one evening to find his wife bringing herself to orgasm with a chocolate bar.
"The chances of anyone coming from Mars, are a million to one!" he said.

[Loki]

I sat next to an over-enthusiastic insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams concert, and through it all he offered me protection.

[Clunge Muncher]

Good to see you made in mate, and good to see more jokes

From Me Phone Enit..

[Clunge Muncher]

To all you beautiful sexy girls!
Happy Valentines Day!

To all you fat birds!
Chin up it's Easter soon..