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I have actually not been this high for years!
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I have actually got a million questions to ask and no one to ask them to
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Try me ?Mrs Beefheart wrote:I have actually got a million questions to ask and no one to ask them to
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I have actually shitted in my trousers.
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They were work trousers too.
I had finished work and felt 100% fine... until the moment I stepped off the train.
The train arrived on the left of the photo (below), and I had to go up those steps, along the footbridge, and down the other side again...
You can see another footbridge in the distance. We'll come to that bit in a mo.
My butt cheeks were so tight, you could crack walnuts. Every step was slow and very carefully placed.
I eventually go to the other side of the station, walked through the foyer and down (approx 6 steps) outside. Then I gingerly walked down the road to get to the next footbridge. This one was going to be more of a problem as the steps were slightly higher than the other one.
This is what I had to face...
And it was the same on the other side.
I walked down the road, down a snicket. Still okay but my stomach was cramping up and my butt cheeks were struggling to keep tight.
Only another 100 yards or so to go and I could see the top of my house. I walked through the car park, opened the back gate and walked down the garden.
Phew! almost there.
Opened the back door, lifted my leg to get into the house and shit myself.
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