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[Clunge Muncher]

One for Polly..

Saturday night and i'm about to hit the gym!!

Sorry typo, i meant gin..

:D.

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One for Polly..

Saturday night and i'm about to hit the gym!!

Sorry typo, i meant gin..

:D.

if u was hitting the gym id need pics for proof lol
gin ....sounds a much better word :)

[Clunge Muncher]

One for Polly..

Saturday night and i'm about to hit the gym!!

Sorry typo, i meant gin..

:D.

if u was hitting the gym id need pics for proof lol
gin ....sounds a much better word :)

Core it's been a while since I got the gym, the closest I get to that is my mate jim (and no not beam lol).
You can keep the gin, only had that once and no more, only drink ever to give me a hang over and never touched it since..


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One for Polly..

Saturday night and i'm about to hit the gym!!

Sorry typo, i meant gin..

:D.

if u was hitting the gym id need pics for proof lol
gin ....sounds a much better word :)

Core it's been a while since I got the gym, the closest I get to that is my mate jim (and no not beam lol).
You can keep the gin, only had that once and no more, only drink ever to give me a hang over and never touched it since..


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i know im the same lol ..to busy ...no enough hours lol
new yrs resolution out the window lol
and gin is fowl lol last thing on earth id drink lol

[Clunge Muncher]

I haven't had a drink in got to be 3 years or so, no taste for it so don't miss it, much rather have a smoke :).
Yeah evil shit that is.

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I haven't had a drink in got to be 3 years or so, no taste for it so don't miss it, much rather have a smoke :).
Yeah evil shit that is.

yeah i was a good girl for yrs
im just catching up lol
but yea i gotta get t total soon ...
i know how bad it is ...its a bitch

[Clunge Muncher]

I haven't had a drink in got to be 3 years or so, no taste for it so don't miss it, much rather have a smoke :).
Yeah evil shit that is.

yeah i was a good girl for yrs
im just catching up lol
but yea i gotta get t total soon ...
i know how bad it is ...its a bitch

Making up for lost time I like it .
Well it's a start thinking about it lol.
Yeah that crap ent for me..

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[Clunge Muncher]

Paddy in Wetherspoons:

"How much is your larger?"

Barman "£2 a pint and £7 a pitcher"

Paddy: I'll just have a pint, fuck the photo."

[Clunge Muncher]

Some Egyptian bloke just pulled up in a BMW, beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out the window.

Bloody toot and car moon!

:D

[Clunge Muncher]

The most common sexual position for married couples is doggy style.

Where the husband sits & begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead!