Some people think im bonkers...

[Keeno]

Just to add some more craziness to my entry....
Them black bottoms I got round my head to stop the suns glare from effecting my aim at the neighbours.....I took em off to use, so I'm standing there in my boxers....

[The Aspie Toker]

Just to add some more craziness to my entry....
Them black bottoms I got round my head to stop the suns glare from effecting my aim at the neighbours.....I took em off to use, so I'm standing there in my boxers....

Are they the same boxers you wore at Brighton's Pride Parade the other day?

[Glynne420]

What do you mean THINK......
We know mate, we know....

[Keeno]

Just to add some more craziness to my entry....
Them black bottoms I got round my head to stop the suns glare from effecting my aim at the neighbours.....I took em off to use, so I'm standing there in my boxers....

Are they the same boxers you wore at Brighton's Pride Parade the other day?

You of all people should know I dont wear boxers at pride.....I wear a mankini

[Keeno]

Hey Keeno,

I haven't got kids and even I've got a Nerd gun.

(Sorry, NERF gun...)



It's for clarting the neighbours cat up the arse when I catch it shitting in the garden.

Fires 2 balls at a time. Pretty accurate.

Marcus you just made it to the top of my cool list. I have been looking in the gun in that picture for months thinking "I wanna cover my face in mud and reenact the battle scene from lone survivor". But I just havent had the bollocks till today. I never thought to actually own one, I'll be in Ebay shortly

[Keeno]

What do you mean THINK......
We know mate, we know....

I think 3 days of talking only to my dog, who doesn't talk back (that was until I stripped my trousers off and tied them round my head while aiming at neighbours), is what caused this.

I did have a thought, my missus and kids are away, if I actually shot a nieghbour...I could blame the kids, I could get away with this for a while I reckon. Guy 2 doors up is a pillock anyhow.

Either that or I am really in need of some human interaction (but not with my trousers round my head) or things are going to escalate I think.

[The Aspie Toker]

RC full metal tank

[Keeno]

RC full metal tank

Please dont give me ideas, nobody is home for days to stop my impulses as you have already seen today

[The Aspie Toker]

Please dont give me ideas, nobody is home for days to stop my impulses as you have already seen today

It also smokes and fires. I only used it once. Scared the crap out of the cats.

[Wizard]

ok so here is a picture of one of my tattoos ,


now there is a back story ,, i was changing jobsites for a company i worked for , 2 days before the transfer i get a phone call saying your physical and drug test will be tomorrow and oh theres blood work ..i said ok , in my head im freaking out because i thought he said the drug test was blood work ..
my solution turn to internet for answers
so here i read if ya get a tattoo blood work wont read because of the ink (so not true)

i spent the day driving to every tattoo shop in town looking for a quick banger , after 4 shops i found one

skip to next day at the doctors for physical and drug test and he hands me a cup and say go take a piss
of course i failed with the way i smoke ,, work was just a meeting with human resources and signing paper to agree to random testing for 2 years to keep my job

And there was no blood work

guess what im saying is dont belive everything you read on the internet , and quite smoking pot for 2 weeks or more if you know there is a job change comming