So you've got your seed sprouted and everything's going great. You even make it to the end of the grow, and have a nice fat stash of bud to enjoy... But no... You're not satisfied... You have to start another one as soon as possible. You become more addicted to growing it, than smoking it, but your interest grows.
You start trying new things... Maybe a bit of organic soil... Then on to Coco... Then maybe even hydro...
Then you realise that soil or Coco is less work so you go back to that... But now, you have all these clay pebbles lying around. What did you do with them?
You chuck them in a corner and forget about them. You get a few more grows under your belt, and then one day, you wonder what's in that black bag in the corner...
You pull it out, not realising you're pulling the bottom... Not the top.
Clay pebbles roll around your feet, all over your tiled garage floor. You get a brush and sweep them up, throwing the bag back into the corner. Then it happens...
You missed one!
One solitary clay pebble just on its own, escaped the brush!
And you WILL stand on that fucker... Without shoes on...
I promise you now... A lego is easier to stand on than one of those fuckers! It can reduce a grown man, down into a messy pile on the floor in seconds!
Beware of clay pebbles... They hurt!
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Re: Warning to new growers!
true... but are they as bad to stand on as lego?? thats the real question here
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i have me ranked as follows;
1st - xmas lights with them razor sharp plastic star things on em
2nd - lego
3rd - clay balls
all of these suck balls to stand on
1st - xmas lights with them razor sharp plastic star things on em
2nd - lego
3rd - clay balls
all of these suck balls to stand on
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Re: Warning to new growers!
Also want to add to watch when entering your tent if you use bamboo poles or stakes during flower. You'll be carefully ducking and diving to save poking an eye out.
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"I fucking hate harvesting. I like planting the things and watering them, and looking after them, talking to them. I don't like fucking harvesting."
"You like smoking them, though."
"Oh, I like smoking them."
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The worst thing you can stand on is a 3 pin UK plug.
Fkkkkkkkk that hurts.
Fkkkkkkkk that hurts.
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I remember capt standing on a plugInvisible Sun wrote:The worst thing you can stand on is a 3 pin UK plug.
Fkkkkkkkk that hurts.
my straighteners on the landing he’s never forgiven me 
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Ooooooh yeah that’s definitely worse than a clay ballInvisible Sun wrote: ↑Fri Apr 22, 2022 8:41 pmThe worst thing you can stand on is a 3 pin UK plug.
Fkkkkkkkk that hurts.
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Did exactly the same with Mrs Trunks straighteners. I swore quite a lot and did some break dancing on one legMrs Beefheart wrote: ↑Fri Apr 22, 2022 10:09 pmI remember capt standing on a plugInvisible Sun wrote:The worst thing you can stand on is a 3 pin UK plug.
Fkkkkkkkk that hurts.
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