Ask Comrade Kim - Tinpot solutions to your every day problems

[The Supreme Weeder]

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The benevolent supreme leader recognises that things are difficult in the world currently and wants to show his concern for all people not just those in the DPRK. As such Comrade Kim Bong Un would like to share his wealth of experience and softer side by assisting you with the every day problems we all face from time to time.
Neighbor parking in your spot? squirrels squatting in your shed? Maybe you've developed a rash in a special place?
This is the time to ask Comrade Uncle Kim for some old skill North Korean wisdom and we can solve it together. As we say in Pyongyang
그 개를 먹자

[Inactive account]

Nice thread uncle Kim ok will Capts feet ever stop smelling ?

[The Supreme Weeder]

In the mountains of Korea we use a wire brush and carbolic soap to ensure our toes stay sparkly fresh. For a spouse, if that doesn't work use rope and sulphuric acid and dip them gently into the barrel until the smell is gone. I think it's fine to invert the spouse and fully submerge them. This way, you can reduce your stress levels at the same time. Happy wife, happy life.

[The Supreme Weeder]

@The Supreme Weeder thank you for your most humbling post, truly an inspiration around the world at a time of such worry!

Due to the COVID-19(mainly i think), i am having difficulty finding a suitable island to invade, i mean liberate, and turn into a well defended growing island. Would you have any contacts i could tap up for some land?

Muchly appreciated

Dear hmr81, I'm sorry to hear you are having difficulties. Land is always on my mind. Sadly since my dear friend colonel Gaddafi passed away I have no sources for an island lair. However all is not lost. Some times we need a low tech solution. I would suggest that a tree house in deepest darkest Wales would fulfill your requirements. What you need is a good stand of pines and a Korean army knife with all the blades nice and sharp. Build it before 12pm because morning wood is always the toughest and use land mines to ensure your privacy is not interrupted. Be generous with your anti personnel measures, you can never have too much shrapnel!

[The Supreme Weeder]

In the mountains of Korea we use a wire brush and carbolic soap to ensure our toes stay sparkly fresh. For a spouse, if that doesn't work use rope and sulphuric acid and dip them gently into the barrel until the smell is gone. I think it's fine to invert the spouse and fully submerge them. This way, you can reduce your stress levels at the same time. Happy wife, happy life.

@Mrs Beefheart