Friday Night Hangout Sponsored By Seed Stockers Best Joke 9th Oct
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Friday Hangout 9th Oct Best Joke
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Friday Hangout 9th Oct Best Joke
Friday Night Hangout Sponsored By Seed Stockers Best Joke 9th Oct
Simple guys tell me your best jokes and I will choose the winner later tonight or tomorrow.
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30 forum posts to enter.
To visit Seed Stockers click here.
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- TTL (Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:01 pm)
"It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."
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Re: Friday Hangout 9th Oct Best Joke
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
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Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy”
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Re: Friday Hangout 9th Oct Best Joke
Why shouldn't you buy Ukranian undies?
Chernobyl fallout.
Chernobyl fallout.
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Re: Friday Hangout 9th Oct Best Joke
Went to the doctors today as I kept shouting “broccoli” and “cauliflower”
He told me I had florets
He told me I had florets
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Bought some Jamie Oliver sausages today. They said 'prick with a fork' on the packet. I thought, cant argue with that.
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- MrNice (Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:28 pm)
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Re: Friday Hangout 9th Oct Best Joke
It’s a Zach Galifinakis joke. Haha. Maybe doesn’t work out of context. It is just a one liner though. Ha.
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I know I don’t have many posts but just wanted to bless you with my sense of humour 
What’s the difference between pink and purple???
The grip
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What’s the difference between pink and purple???
The grip
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